The Robot Revolution (yeah!)
Big news today. And no, this is not a late April Fool’s joke. After a long sabbatical from the songwriting world, I’m proud to announce my first collaborative song with Sean Boyle. By collaborative, of course, I mean that Sean did 98% of the work and the total time of my effort from concept to recording of the “lyrics” was about 5 minutes. As a matter of fact, you can hear me laughing in some parts of the song (or was it meant to portray the humans’ reaction to the bleak state affairs post-robot revolution?).
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My vocal part was recorded on a PC microphone so its quite amazing the magic Sean was able to work with it. My dream of becoming a techno god has now been fulfilled. Hopefully, you will find the tune is in accordance with the proud tradition of my other collaborative hit song, namely Glenn Knights (inside reference for the die hard fans; you know who you are, I love you guys!). Put it on repeat.
Maybe I’ll explain the lyrics later, but for now you can post your theory in the comments.
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wow. this is too awesome for words.
Basically, this song sums up all the reasons why I find you to be the coolest human being alive.
Thanks Sean for making Ryan so cool.
Thanks! I’m actually working to master the song now (a process which has been calculated to make a song 2.63 more danceble). I’ve got some more happy hardcore and even a bit of gabba if Ryan would ever get to posting it.
Excellent stuff. Beware the revolution! You should post Glen Nights btw, hell you should do a techno remix of it.
Thor
Hey Thor, remember that time when you were running track for JH Rose and you got DQ’ed? LOOOL
I actully do, a memory as bitter as an english pint. It was in indoor track and the track was banked and cut the turn to tight and the centrifugal force pushed me inwards to point I had take on step out of bounds and was disqualifed. I vowed never to indoor track again and have until this never set foot on an indoor track. How the heck do you know that anyway? Are you gonna write a song about it?
Thor
Hahaha, we were hanging out with our family up north, and googling our names for fun. I decided to try a name out that I knew would be hard to copy, and Thorlinder Thorolfsson happened to be the most uncommon name I knew. There was only one find, and it was some NC time sheet of a track meet. I ctrl.+f ‘ed your name and there it was, only once on there too. And you know what? I might just write a song about it.
GLENN
KNIGHTS
GLENN KNIGHTS (suh-suckaaaa!)
Finally someone tackles the often byzantine world of the post Robot revolution. I believe that putting the word “lyrics” in quotations was a smart choice. Great song guys, i downloaded it and by download i mean love, and by love i mean i really just downloaded it, but i do love it too. The pitch modulation on the voice was awesome too. Hopefully there will be more to come.